Jerri Blank

{{Individual|title1 = Jerri Blank|image1 = Jerri Blank.jpg|born = 1953|status = Alive|marital_status = Single|relatives = "Arampu squaw" (mother}

Ricky (son)

Guy Blank (adopted father) †

Derrick Blank (adopted half-brother)

Sara Blank (adopted step-mother)|portrayed_by = Amy Sedaris|first_appeared = Old Habits, New Beginnings}}"'Hello, I'm Jerri Blank. Thirty-two years ago I dropped out of high school and ran away from home. Oh, I made a lot of friends... did a lot of time. I was a boozer, a user, and a loser. I stoled a TV... did some more time. But now I'm back in school! And though the faces may have changed, the hassles are just the same.'""- Jerri Blank"Geraldine Antonia "Jerri" Blank (born 1953) is a former teenage runaway, who spent the years 1964 to 1999 as a self proclaimed "junkie whore", before being released from prison in 1999 and returning to school as a freshman.